Caption Competition – November 2015

What is Reverend Lesley Jones doing or saying here?

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Winners:

  1. “The harvest baptism included a ‘hose-down’” – Seth Cooper
  2. When the congregation said my sermon was “really on fire” this week, I didn’t realise they meant it so literally! – Rev Lorraine Lawrence

The rest:

  • Not many of you know this, but this is my second job! – Philip Matthews
  • ‘We’ve had a call from a chap called Lot in Zoar, saying there is a big fire down in the plains nearby. Anyone know the way?’ – Gordon Mackley
  • “My other car’s a mini.” – Peter Bone
  • “Not quite what I meant when I said smoke and bells at communion, Vicar….” – Seth Cooper
  • “It was showdown between the vicar and the incense loving sacristan…” Seth Cooper
  • “The diocesan tender was on hand in case the fire of the Spirit broke out.” – Seth Cooper
  • “The harvest baptism included a ‘hose-down.” – Seth Cooper
  • “The emergency baptism team were ready for anything.” – Seth Cooper
  • “If the fire of God falls we’re ready to extinguish it at a moment’s notice!” – Ian Fox
  • Canterbury Diocese clergy training day – ‘H&S for Pentecost’ – was a considered a great success by all the participants. – Ali Poole
  • Reverend Lesley Jones, an amateur mechanic in her spare time, has finally finished the restoration of a 1950s Morris Minor. – Stephen Freeman
  • Try a 360 with that thurible and I’ll extinguish you! – Kevin Sims
  • Aye got anything bigger to drive en mate. – Steve Traylor
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3 thoughts on “Caption Competition – November 2015

  1. Marilyn Post author

    ‘We’ve had a call from a chap called Lot in Zoar, saying there is a big fire down in the plains nearby. Anyone know the way?’ – Gordon Mackley
    When the congregation said my sermon was “really on fire” this week, I didn’t realise they meant it so literally! – Rev Lorraine Lawrence
    My other car’s a mini – Peter Bone
    “Not quite what I meant when I said smoke and bells at communion vicar….” – Seth Cooper
    “It was showdown between the vicar and the incense loving sacristan…” Seth Cooper
    “The diocesan tender was on hand in case the fire of the Spirit broke out” – Seth Cooper
    “The harvest baptism included a ‘hose-down’” – Seth Cooper
    “The emergency baptism team were ready for anything” – Seth Cooper
    “If the fire of God falls we’re ready to extinguish it at a moment’s notice!” – Ian Fox
    Canterbury Diocese clergy training day – ‘H&S for Pentecost’ – was a considered a great success by all the participants. – Ali Poole

  2. Stephen Freeman

    Reverend Lesley Jones, an amateur mechanic in her spare time, has finally finished the restoration of a 1950s Morris Minor.

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