Caption competition – November 2014

Some workers from Diocesan House were caught on camera at a colleague’s wedding. What are they doing/saying? (Photo by P. Prosser.)


The winners:

  1. The ‘Ministry Support Team’ took the bishop’s invitation to a formal dinner very seriously. – Carolyn Lewis
  2. “The first nine candidates for woman bishop” – Martin Collings
  3. Following the General Synod’s decision to no longer make the wearing of clerical robes compulsory, the Diocese ran a workshop on possible outfits suitable for clergy at the Sunday morning Eucharist. It is hoped such innovation will increase our outreach into the community. – Rev Simon Tillotson

The rest:

  • ‘There was a degree of concern at Diocesan House when the new designs for the Cathedral Choristers robes were unveiled’ – Paul Waller
  • ‘Spec’ no-one will recognise us now!’ – Pamela Cuerden
  • They should have gone to Specsavers! – David Dobby
  • “I have become all things to all men so that by all possible means I might save some” – Harry Macdonald
  • ‘Gay marriage in church – a nation waits’. – P Brown
  • “The Local Church Development Framework introduce “Village People Church” in partnership with the YMCA…” – Seth Cooper
  • The Mothers’ Union’s response to the Calendar Girls – Carolyn Lewis
  • The Girls’ Choir preparing for their first public concert – Carolyn Lewis
  • ‘Who did the shoe fit?’ – Neville Emslie