Caption competition – June 2016

Taken at the Environmental Forum.

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The winners:

  1. “Have you got the vicar’s number – she’ll know what the hymns are…” – Seth Cooper
  2. “I’m puzzled as to why we’ve been given the Little Red Book? I thought we were thinking about green solutions.” – Linda Cross
  3. “No, I think under the rules it’s a water hazard.” – Seth Cooper

The rest:

  • “So it’s decided then. This baby is cute enough to be christened here.” – Peter Cornish
  • Google Maps insisted they were by the Sainsbury’s roundabout. – Jean Winn
  • “Fancy chairman Mao mentioning our church in his little red book.” – Terry Sutton
  • Frank had a soft spot for alternative liturgy but even his liberal friends believed the thoughts of Mao Tse-tung were a step too far. – Martin Moss
  • “How on earth do we build the thoughts of Chairman Mao into our ‘Welcome to our Chinese Friends’ service?” – Mike Cooper
  • “Should have gone to Specsavers!” – David Dobby
  • “Well, according to Google Maps, this is the Post Office…” – Seth Cooper
  • “They may have forgotten the baptism, but here’s a picture of my grandson.” – Seth Cooper
  • “Golly, you can learn so much on Wikipedia; I always wondered what this building was for!” – Seth Cooper
  • “Maybe chairman Mao was right after all!” – Jon Clarke
  • “If they fix Easter, how about making Christmas Day the last Sunday in December?” – Peter Clark
  • “Are you sure that’s God’s email address?” – Jeremy Spillett
  • “And this app here cuts your carbon footprint at Pentecost.” – Christopher Maclean
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7 thoughts on “Caption competition – June 2016

  1. Marilyn Post author

    Fancy chairman Mao mentioning our church in his little red book. – Terry Sutton
    ‘Frank had a soft spot for alternative liturgy but even his liberal friends believed the thoughts of Mao Tse-tung were a step too far’ – Martin Moss
    “How on earth do we build the thoughts of Chairman Mao into our ‘Welcome to our Chinese Friends’ service?” – Mike Cooper
    ‘Should have gone to Specsavers!” – David Dobby
    “No, I think under the rules it’s a water hazard” – Seth Cooper
    “Have you got the vicar’s number – she’ll know what the hymns are…” – Seth Cooper
    “Well, according to Google maps, this is the Post Office…” – Seth Cooper
    “They may have forgotten the baptism, but here’s a picture of my grandson” – Seth Cooper
    “Golly, you can learn so much on Wikipedia; I always wondered what this building was for” – Seth Cooper
    Maybe chairman Mao was right after all! – Jon Clarke

  2. Peter Clark

    If they fix Easter, how about making Christmas Day the last Sunday in December?

  3. Linda Cross

    I’m puzzled as to why we’ve been given the Little Red Book? I thought we were thinking about green solutions.

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