Caption competition – July 2015

Oh dear. David Kemp and Keith Berry are in trouble…captionjuly2015


  1. … and they both got 3 points on their licenses for speeding through morning prayer.- Jack Bateson
  2. ‘It’s no good pretending you’re innocent cyclists. Why don’t you own up? You’ve been preaching that Christianity again haven’t you? – Gordon Mackley
  3. “I arrest you for assaulting good fashion sense!” – Ian Fox

The rest:

  • Speeding???  – Maggie Wallis
  • Going the wrong way down a one way street? – Lynn Harris