What are these retrogrades up to?
- Bagpuss and his friends.
Saggy, and a bit loose at the seams.
But Emily loved them. – John Walker
- The ‘Old Guard’ finally wrought their revenge on the Youth and Children’s worker for all the ‘action’ songs by serving up her head on a platter. – Martin Moss
- Hey Snow White, you’ve lost one! – Neville Emslie
- ‘Emily’s selfie goes horribly wrong…’ – Rupert Bristow
- Booze cruise….?! – Rachel Webbley
- “The John the Baptist Beheading Re-enactment Society decided to get inclusive.” – Seth Cooper
- “We’ve just found that we can buy the Communion wine duty free.” – Harry Macdonald