“Thereby hangs a tale!”
“The wonderful thing about Ingram, is Ingram’s a wonderful thing; his nose is made out of rubber, and his tail is made out of spring.” – Seth Cooper
“Of all the jokers in the woods, the Holly bears the crown.” – Seth Cooper
“Peter’s posterior post-it proffered positive potential.” – Seth Cooper
Holly amuses herself by playing a cheeky game of ‘Pin the tail on the donkey’ – Steven Sivyer
“Sore knees? Trouble genuflecting? Have you tried the new Penitent’s Pendant; a spring assisted riser to aid elevation!”
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