Caption Competition – April 2016

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The winners:

  1. Diocese of Canterbury Invisible Yo Yo Final 2016. – Elizabeth Jamieson
  2. The ABC was finally getting annoyed at the girl who took on the dare to repeat everything he did or said. – Mark Montgomery
  3. “You and I remember that scene in ET very differently Your Grace.” – Helen Swinney

The rest:

  • “Let me get this straight. You say I can climb up stairs? For years I’ve only been moving diagonally…” – Elizabeth Jamieson
  • When the light Sabres ran out of batteries they had to resort to finger wars. – Phil G
  • “I have an ingenious plan!” “Wait ABC, mines better.” – Stefan Brazier
  • “I used to plaît my hair tightly and look what happened to my flowing locks!” – David Makepeace
  • “Rock, paper, scissors, – pointy stick.” – Rynn Kemp
  • “Lent is over, where are the chocolate biscuits?” – Bob Weldon
  • “The dynamite variation in “Paper-Scissors-Stone” was clearly causing problems.” – Christopher Maclean
  • “Hi, Archbishop, where’s my coffee, please?” “Over there.” – Nigel Evenden
  • “ This is your fault!” “No, your fault.” “No, you started it!” “No, you did!” – Petra Kerr
  • Archbishop – “So could I start that look with my hair?” – Carolyn Lewis
  • “I don’t think we’ve quite got the hang of this ‘paper-scissors-stone’ game.” – Richard Owen
  • “If I want sugar in my tea I will take sugar in my tea.” – Caroline Ramshaw
  • “Never put the milk in first.” – Terry Sutton
  • “I said milk and no sugar please!” – Revd Clive Barlow
  • Justin Welby – “Where did you get those hair extensions? I’d like some too.” – Audrey Lee
  • “Archbishop coaches contestant ahead of the World Finger Wagging Championships.” – Seth Cooper
  • “It was proving to be a tense round of ‘Rock Paper’ Sprinkler.’” – Seth Cooper
  • “You can always bless a religious article like this – with Holy Water not Tea, of course.” – Seth Cooper
  • “Look Justin, the Christ Pantokrator blessing goes like this….” – Seth Cooper
  • “No, that’s the last teaspoon, use your finger….” – Seth Cooper
  • “I’m glad we decided to do this version of The Creation of Adam inside.” – Helen Swinney
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10 thoughts on “Caption Competition – April 2016

  1. Christopher Maclean

    “The dynamite variation in “Paper-Scissors-Stone” was clearly causing problems.”

  2. RICHARD OWEN

    Here is my entry for the April caption competition:

    “I don’t think we’ve quite got the hang of this ‘paper-scissors-stone’ game”

  3. Marilyn Post author

    “The dynamite variation in “Paper-Scissors-Stone” was clearly causing problems.” – Chris Maclean
    “If I want sugar in my tea I will take sugar in my tea.” – Caroline Ramshaw
    “Never put the milk in first.” – Terry Sutton
    “I said milk and no sugar please!” – Revd Clive Barlow
    Justin Welby – “Where did you get those hair extensions? I’d like some too.” – Audrey Lee
    “Archbishop coaches contestant ahead of the World Finger Wagging Championships.” – Seth Cooper
    “It was proving to be a tense round of ‘Rock Paper’ Sprinkler.’” – Seth Cooper
    “You can always bless a religious article like this – with Holy Water not Tea, of course.” – Seth Cooper
    “Look Justin, the Christ Pantokrator blessing goes like this….” – Seth Cooper
    “No, that’s the last teaspoon, use your finger….” – Seth Cooper

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