Caption competition – April 2015

Jenny Hunt, our Stewardship Assistant Adviser, retires at the end of this month. Captions about why she is in this skip at Diocesan House, and what she might be saying, would be most welcome.
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The winners:

  1. ‘Silver and gold have I none: but such recyclables as I have, give I thee.’ – Alfred Gracey
  2. “How embarrassing! I  told them no formalities—–  I wanted to skip the leaving party.” – Michael walker
  3. “Look, I already said I’m leaving.  There’s no need to throw me out!” –  Rachael Ringer

The rest:

  • “Look if it saves spending the money, I’ll do the damn cleaning.” – Phil Sibbald
  • Skip, skip, skip to my Lou! To quote a nursery rhyme. – Chris R Anthony
  • Jenny on the Hunt for her retirement present, saying am I getting any warmer! –  Kathleen Hooker
  • When I was told to clear out the office didn’t think they meant me as well…….. – Caroline Ramshaw
  • “I told them to build the wall the other side…” – The Rev’d Seth Cooper
  • When I sang “Bring me my chariot of fire” I didn’t have this in mind! – Carolyn Lewis
  • “I said I’d like a holiday on a ship.” – Carolyn Lewis
  • “Couldn’t you at least have put me out with the recycling?” – Rev Simon Tillotson
  • “When they told me to skip I didn’t realise they meant like this.” – Terry Sutton
  • “I don’t think I’ll get everything in the office in this skip.” – Brian Woodgate
  • “Well this is just nice isn’t it? I said I was leaving at the end of the month, so what did they organise for me? A skip! Looks like I’ll be off with the rest of the rubbish!” – Terry McElligott
  • ‘Has anyone seen my glasses?’ – Allan Godfrey
  • “I’ve done the hop and the skip – how high do I jump?” – Martin Collings
  • “I want this skip full up with your giving by Easter!” – Prim Williamson
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2 thoughts on “Caption competition – April 2015

  1. Terry McElligott

    “Well this is just nice isn’t it ? I said I was leaving at the end of the month, so what did they organise for me ? A skip !!! Looks like I’ll be off with the rest of the rubbish !

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