Caption Competition

JULY 2010


Bishop ! Bishop ! A car’s landed on my head! Help me get it off!

QED: Dwarfs work harder than Bishops.

Rake's Progress, or better still…
…Rake's non-Progress

'So this is what you call a garden rake. I see! What is it for?'

'I've never thought that purple and green go together.'

'Am I leaning on this at the correct angle?'

Bishop strikes 'Meditative Gardener' pose.

Bishop moves around static rake.

Rake supports leaning Bishop.

I'm sure I saw the confirmation candidates somewhere there!

A rake’s progress is about to come to an untimely end… Rupert Bristow

Keeping the wife in her place

It'll be the parable of the wheat and the tares for some parish next week

Stephen had to move on because the weeds were taking over

The rake's progress